I think the post says it all...... but I'll elaborate a lil' bit for you barbies that won't understand. You should have preferably blond hair and very large boobs in relation to your waist line which I should be able to touch my thumbs and index fingers together when placing them around your tummy. (looks BEFORE character) You should giggle when ever you think I'm saying something funny (although you won't really understand the jokes) which should be at least 95% of the time. You should drive either a pink corvette or VW Love Bug or a purple metallic jeep with matching seat covers and steering wheel cover with pictures of Tweetie Bird on them. Your favorite movie should be "Legally Blond" and your second favorite movie should be "legally Blond II" with "Gigli" (Jen Lopez/Ben Afflec) as a close 2nd. Your favorite book should be "Hair & Nail". And your favorite music should be "The Backstreet Boys" Its imperative that you hang on on my arm when we go out like as if it was a part of your body and it would hurt to be separated from it. You should come when I say come and sit when I say sit and smile at me the whole time with emphatic love and admiration like I just gave you a piece of candy and a hug for being good. This you'll be for me and more, oh, so much more. But don't worry, you'll learn it all if I have to spank it into you on a daily basis. One last thing, on a scale from 1-10, you will never let me see you being anything less than 11.